Monday 21 February 2011

this is for you

I wish you would appreciate the effort I put in (to learn a new song),

I wish you could share my joy (when I learn a new song),

But at least you're supportive (even at the beginning when I can't even remember which string is which),

so thank you dear you're the best (pair of deaf ears)!!!!

We were like two tubs of sourish milk, but now we're high quality matured cheddar,

I know you hate cheese,

Thank God I found you before somebody else does!

3 years ago!
xx

Sunday 20 February 2011

Dear Mr M

Nothing much, just an angry girl's reply to a nutcase.


Dear Mr. M


Dear Mr. M,
You can go away now,
Why M when you are an N?
You have the anger know how,
And I have my loyal men.

Dear Mr. M,
Why N you asked?
You're a capital N Nutcase,
You're just a waste,
Of time and I,
I never go astray,
But you can go away.

So Mr. M,
Pack your suitcase,
Pack all your darling grace,
For you Mr. M I will always say,
Mr. M go away!

Thursday 17 February 2011

Parrot Man

Parrot Man


Parrot man, parrot man,
I swore I saw you tonight.
Parrot man, parrot man,
How you flew into the light.
Parrot man, parrot man,
You're so funny looking,
Parrot man, parrot man,
Shall we go a-beaking?
Parrot man, parrot man,
I'm sorry I teased you so,
Parrot man, parrot man,
You promised to let me go!
Parrot man, parrot man,
Can you stop please?
Parrot man, parrot man,
Stop flicking my precious beak.

Parrot man means something. Don't be a parrot man. I saw parrot man on the train . Parrot man is creepy.
A parrot man is someone who is only known for one thing. It refers to someone with a gimmick, who loses all attention when he loses his gimmick.
It is based on Hale and Pace's story of a man who regularly took his parrot to a bar and was wildly popular. One day he showed up without the parrot, to find no one cared about him.
One should be careful not to become a Parrot Man...

oh life...

Tuesday 8 February 2011

Sorrow

If you try crying everyday, you will notice how tears seem to defy the rules of gravity. Tears can climb up your nose, blind the other eyes and flood the entire pillowcase in minutes. And tears are not warm, they're always cold, cold, cold so cold they'll freeze your cheeks off. Phone calls are always punctuated with tears, but it's not as bad as having the life support machine rudely interrupting your conversations. When you can't find the words to say to your own mother, it feels like the world is an unkind place to be in.

As if that's not enough, the pain in your chest is getting worse day by day. You can't sleep without feeling suffocated but being awake is a hellish ordeal in itself. Stretch your muscles tight, stretch them so that a smile can be plastered on without effort. Oh if you want to know, my pain is:

S- Chest
O- Since the admission
C-Stabbing,burning,suffocating
R- To the tears duct
A- SOB, dizziness
T- All the time
E- phone calls,emails, texts, friends that are not supportive
S- 1 million/10

Rx: ........???

Storm

Storm

And the sunlight is mocking me,
And the blue sky is greedy,
Why can't you be quiet?
Be sombre you stupid fools,
A storm is coming,
It will take it's time,
Like an annoying aunt,
Overstaying her welcome.